It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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