protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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