hotel room ftw
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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