It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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