let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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