I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
It's just like the Real World with babies
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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