god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
