David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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