My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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