like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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