i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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