going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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