been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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