At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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