Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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