Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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