I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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