bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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