Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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