Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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