with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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