:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Only a mothe r could love this liver
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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