i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Randomize
