You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I need moral support for this bender
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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