K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
one might say we're banned from that church
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Randomize
