There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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