I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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