Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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