im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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