So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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