so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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