HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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