i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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