I CAN MOONWALK!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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