Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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