My cat gives me a boner
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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