Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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