When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
So much Jack, so little girl.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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