I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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