I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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