its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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