is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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