it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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