You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
