I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
tell me about the eggs
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