yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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