Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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