my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Randomize
