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i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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