Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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