Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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