Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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