i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
