This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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