I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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