imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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